Last Night and New Addition to ON NOTICE Board
I started last night at the Peabody Rooftop, and boy, are those lame. I hadn't been in a while, so I guess I had to remind myself. I forgot that you have to buy drink tickets, which is always annoying. They probably do it so the overpriced drinks seem cheaper. A now-Belgian Bud is just two tickets, but that's FOUR dollars. Holy sparkling shit water, Batman! A mixed drink is six. And yes, that is American dollars.
The band was The Mean Green Off-Key Machine. I'm sorry, but they wouldn't have made it past the first audition of American Idol. And The Peabody's new gimick is to advertise the parties as networking events to give people a reason to go. No surprise that there wasn't any networking going on, which was disappointing only because I could use a full time (as opposed to freelance) job. When I heard "Jesse's Girl," it was time to go.
And that brings me to another subject. I hate that song. It now surpasses "Mustang Sally" in being overplayed and played out. mL urged people to stop listening to that classic when we first relaunched. And now I urge you to boycott "Jesse's Girl." Why must I hear that crap everywhere I go? Jesse's Girl, consider yourself warned. You are ON NOTICE!
ON NOTICE:
JESSE'S GIRL
FLIES
OPRAH
THE PREGNANT "MAN"
JACKIE SMITH, RACIST POSER
TRASH-TALKING BITCHES
